Change the 12V battery in my EV, get some mulch spread, properly dispose of a random bit of hazardous waste that showed up on my property, make a good coconut curry, harvest this weeks flowers.

Yeah, but you can cut a city bus in half in 4 seconds! Jim-bob over there managed to cut one in half lengthwise!

I would say that your username doesn’t check out, but being honest we’re all coders, or at least script kiddie pirates, around here.

I agree, but bread and noodles were damn near the first stable foodstuffs we discovered. I suppose beer would be the next stable food we discovered worldwide. I only have an issue because you’re talking about a food that literally every single civilization discovered independently, so bread as we know it, isn’t bread as an all encompassing concept.

Charlie Sheen has not been so lucky

Cooking. I don’t mean heating up prepared food. I mean taking raw produce, spices, herbs, and starches to make your own food. Doesn’t need to be extravagant. Start with an omelette or maybe properly made scrambled eggs. Move on to other “easy” dishes like grilled cheese sandwiches and spaghetti. I am constantly amazed when I hear fully grown adults saying shit like, “I could never make anything like Beef Wellington.” Yes you can, just try and fail a few times!

With one exception. Baby food/formula. Those companies do not fuck around with the dates, because they got regulated.

Lol, I hadn’t thought about it, but that probably why I was able to get all of the people and dogs out of my residence in less than two minutes after the earthquake a couple weeks ago. Everything is fine, we barely felt it, but it was close enough to worry about aftershocks.

No, but it does mean that you should have the ability to learn how to count cards. Unfortunately you need several people that know how to count cards to pull off a blackjack scheme.

I gots weed, and vodka!

The Factory Must Grow…

/s

Crippling debt

Por que no los quatro?

Edit: I do not claim to speak Spanish, or really any other language, including English.

Someone else in the comments provided this

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/biden-moderate-democrats-republicans-conservative-study-john-kasich-aoc-a9699431.html

I don’t know why, but that is the only role Will Ferrell has ever gotten that doesn’t make me loathe him.

That picture isn’t velvet. It’s velveteen, or at best crushed velvet. I’d have to check how think it is to see, but it doesn’t look like crushed velvet. Real velvet is an inch and a half thick, and a pain in the ass to wear, because if you move at all you crush part of the velvet and you can’t fix that.

You’re just trying to be able to spam this all day aren’t you?

He doesn’t have the braincell currently.

I have a rule for my tattoos. I design the general idea, on paper, and date it. If I still think it’s a good idea for a tattoo a decade later, I will get it. I have 4 so far.

Last estimates I saw before the pandemic had the rate above 30:1. I haven’t looked since then, but I’m certain it’s only gotten worse.