Ugh. This is just racist. Brown bears are no different than any other bears. You need to look deeper than fur color.

Oh good. I was worried, because I don’t understand the world around me.

At all.

…at all.

…thats moderation.

sits on your lap

Why? Whats wrong with us?

Eh, he’s ok. He just sees the state of the world, and is getting into the right frame of mind from an early age. Riot often, I say!

Eh, he’s alright. Whenever I pick up Emanual in my Uber, he’s decent people…

…what?

Did I misread the situation?

Me: “…real pain is trying to understand this meme. WHAT IS ANY OF IT???”

So I tried to google it.

“Stretch armstrong thinking about caterpie, vs stretch armstrong photocopy from an old 90s public school photocopier with low toner levels thinking about a leaf”

I did not find anything.

“I’m sorry, are you addressing moi?”

My problem is that I never even HEARD of the Home Depot thing.

Here’s one you may or may not know about. Nestle actually engages in and uses literal slave labor to grow coco beans in other countries.

So you think “well, how hard is it really to just buy hersheys chocolate instead? And buy your cookies from local bakeries?”

Except no. Nestle is more than just chocolate. It’s like hundreds of brands. I’m constantly checking packaging now to see if their logo is on products. It owns DiGorno pizza. It owns Hot Pockets. It owns water bottles. It’s like half the grocery store. And that’s just ONE COMPANY!!!

My issue isn’t accepting that you’re right. My issue is keeping track of it all. I’ve hated Nestle since 2012. I didn’t realize the scope of their brands until 2020. I think they even own a pet food company that makes dog food and cat food. Now granted I don’t have pets, so I’d not have delt with that, but still.

I only have so many brain cells left to rot before I’m a full on dementia ridden crazy person who thinks it’s still the Nixon years, despite the fact I was born in 1983.

I remember when my dad would snore loudly, I’d always punch him in the balls really really hard, and then drop to the floor.

One time he went to the doctor trying to run tests to figure out why his balls hurt every night. Doctors had zero clue what to make of that.

I have an AMAZING poker face. Inside I was dying laughing. Outside, stonefaced.

What if they’re not cool enough to block them?

Which was weird, because I remember being 14 in the late 90s, and EVERYONE was 14-16/F/Cali.

And I’d always say “Oh, sorry. I’m 14, but I’m from Ohio”.

I wonder how many FBI agents I pissed off.

Are ya winning son?

My issue is I never know there ARE protests until like 4 days after it happened.

Where possible, avoid buying from companies that are complicit.

Unless you buy from local creators/farmers, EVERYONE is complicit.

Why would anyone want to know about each other’s location?

What an odd thing to ask. Where are you from?

I think either PS1/Saturn/N64 or PS2/Dreamcast/Gamecube would be the first time I’d trust a console to run the game authentically.

An NES version would be so stripped down it would feel disappointing.

Holy shit! He hunted down a car at the gas station, stole the car, drove it home, and now is giving me the keys???

And dog owners say cats don’t love their humans…

Yeah, but were you chuckling while deep throating a pistol?

Me, a 41 year old: …but why?